FOETRY

I spend the morning reading modern
poetry blurs while having a coffee
looking for a plug that will make
me stop reading the blurb and read
the book. My wife offered a PeterPan
Peanut Spread reduced fat, crunchy
a Kraft Cheez Whiz Pimiento with Calcium-3
a Smucker's Sweet Orange Marmalade (just
like that). Put some of this on that
honest bread, baby.